Thursday, October 20, 2005


Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack

Typical government unpreparedness! A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead.


The Onion

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